Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Onion: Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race

Funny, political stuff from The Onion...

Two paragraphs as an excerpt:

WASHINGTON—Citing exhaustion, an overcrowded field of candidates, and little hope of making a difference in 2008, roughly 300 million Americans announced Tuesday that they will be leaving the presidential race behind....

Though initially excited about making universal health care a reality and putting an end to the Iraq war, the American people appeared visibly worn down after only three months of campaigning. According to Beltway observers, idealism among Americans began to fade after the first series of major televised debates in August, during which every citizen in every state realized they would have to compromise their core values in order to remain in the race.


And a funny USA-Today-style graphic:

Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race


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