Argus Hamilton gets all funny

As published on Jewish World Review...

Caroline Kennedy embarked on a listening tour of upstate New York on Wednesday where she was swarmed by fans and well-wishers and supporters. It's a good civics lesson to the Illinois voters. A U.S. Senate seat is not a sales item, it's a birthright.

Caroline Kennedy embarked on a listening tour of upstate New York Wednesday, where she was hounded by reporters about her lack of experience for public office. She's so miffed. Nobody ever asks Prince Charles or Price Harry about their qualifications.

Barack Obama said Friday that America's education system must begin preparing children for the high paying jobs of the future. The training's already begun. At malls across America kids are sitting on Santa's lap practicing to be auto executives.

Governor Rod Blagojevich was reported to have mob ties back when he was a bookie in Chicago. Illinois lawmakers and the U.S. attorney are fighting over the audiotapes. The difference between the Mafia and the government is that one of them is organized.