pet care for (some) pre-millennialists

I've studied Revelation quite a bit, and it is difficult to pin down. But the weakest of the primary eschatological views, in my mind, are the pre-trib and mid-trib forms of pre-millenialism.

Leaving that aside, here's an interesting/funny little blurb from Joseph Bottum in First Things...

For a $110 fee, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets will send a “confirmed atheist” to your home to take possession of your pets, should your entire family be caught up in the Rapture, leaving your “left behind” pooch without so much as a chew toy to see him through the Tribulation....

The people at Eternal Earth-Bound Pets insist their service is not a joke, but it is hard not to discern their parody with catchphrases like “Committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.”

...one measure of serious thought has gone into Eternal Earth-Bound Pets’ terms and conditions: “If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured...EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered.”