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A few groaners, selectively chosen from a set of 20 (hat tip: Buddy Dowdy)...

1.) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because', he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.