Sparkman's suicide: wingnuts relieved; moonbats disappointed

For those of you not familiar with the jargon: wingnut refers to right-wing "extremists" and moonbat refers to left-wing "extremists"...

You may have heard something about the sad story of Bill Sparkman and the decision yesterday to rule his death as suicide rather than murder (presumably by wingnuts). Apparently, he hoped to have his beneficiaries collect on life insurance policies worth $600K.

There has been a combination of consternation and glee among moonbats at the possibility of laying Sparkman's death at the feet of wingnuts. (The word "Fed" was written on his chest.)

Then this from Barefoot and Progressive (although they are neither all that progressive nor barefoot)-- declaring that wingnuts are "relieved".

Of course, the flip side of that coin is that moonbats are disappointed.