proof that duct tape can't be used for everything

Speaking of beatings...

Did you see the story or the picture of Kasey Kazee, the "Duct Tape Bandit"?

Kazee is charged with committing one of the area’s more bizarre crimes in recent memory. According to the Ashland Police Department, Kazee entered Shamrock Liquors at 13th Street and Pollard Road with his entire face and head — save for openings for his eyes and mouth — covered with duct tape, and his shirt pulled up over his head in a manner reminiscent of “Cornholio,” the hyperactive alter ego of the character Beavis from the animated series “Beavis and Butthead.”...Before he could make his getaway, though, a Shamrock Liquors employee, Craig Miller, tackled him in the store’s parking lot. Miller and several other men who came running over from the Foodland store next door detained Kazee until the police arrived.

OK, it's time to play "insert-your-own-joke-here" again...

Do you prefer to make a joke about:
a.) duct tape
b.) Kentucky
c.) people whose names sound like "crazy"
d.) me (for talking about this)

And for a punchline would you prefer something about:
a.) Lucky Charms and "magically delicious"
b.) I luv to see a guy in duct tape gettin' a beatin' (delivered with a thick rural accent)
c.) "Danger, Will Robinson"
d.) Casey Kasem and "long distance dedications"